George W. Bush Is A Terrorist

I have this recurring dream in which the people of America band together and set fire to the White House and string up George W. Bush like Mussolini. Then I wake up, pick the wireless transceivers out of my toothpaste, and deal with real life. Apparently, a lot of Republicans in Congress share my dream. Yesterday the House Appropriations Committee voted 62-2 against a White House-backed bill that would give control of ports in American cities to a company that works with the Taliban. It vexes the shit out of me that for almost 5 years they have been shoving this Axil of Evil garbage down our throats and out of nowhere are willing to sign over American shipping hubs to a bunch of friendly guys with funny hats and bazookas. And now even Republicans are starting to wonder where exactly the Bush train is going. To return to what I said in 1999, before I was allowed to vote, why would people want another George Bush in the White House? And the Saddam fixation...It's like the house is on fire and George smothers the flames in his room, then just stands there and admires the job he did saving his stuff, then tortures all the flammable materials in sight and spies on the firefighters. Then Cheney shoots a guy. No wonder even the crustiest-assed Senate Republicans are weighing their desire to willfully go down with a big sinking abomination of a ship made entirely out of human waste. I'm telling you, let's give Bush the Mussolini treatment. I'm not saying someone should murder the President. I'm saying that wouldn't that be great? Then again, if that happens then Cheney's in charge.