Four Current Events Haiku

No more Tom DeLay
Good to quit while you're ahead
But still an ass face

Riots in Paris
French youths defending their right
To be baristas

Oh, Randy Johnson
It's all fun and games until
Someone gets knocked up

Jill Carroll is home
Released from captive soundstage
Hollywood and Vine

I wonder if she knows Audrey Seiler? Stay tuned, as I am drafting a semi-serious music related article.