Holy Shit, I Am Back Kinda

It sure does feel good to be using someone's internet signal for free again. No posts in a long while but I had a few questions about what is going on in our little world today.

• Remember Osama bin Laden? Me neither.
• What is up with this William Jefferson thing? You know the country is all fucked up when Newt Gingrich is admonishing the president's abuse of power. Though as my dad points out, Newt is probably just doing a little dance for the public.
• Anybody know where I can get a job, or maybe some free money?
• Why are all these people fleeing Mexico when you can get all kinds of drugs for really cheap down there? Especially now that the police won't kidnap you if they catch you with anything. If you ask me, we should just start immigrating illegally to Mexico. Our life savings would set us for life, and like I said before, all kinds of cheap drugs. And endless Mariachi bands. Aw yeah.
• If George W. Bush is the decider, at which point did he decide to stop being president and start being Gordon Gecko? God damn Reaganite Yalie cokehead bastard. Annnnnnnd we're back.